Dwarvs have a reputation for honor and valor and I cannot for the life of me ascertain the reason. Every Dwarv I have known (or killed!) spent most of their time howling oaths to some long-dead mountain god whilst chopping anything in their path to splinters. And the smithing! Always prattling on about how they smithed this and their father smithed that and their grandfather mined some ore or other and then smithed it. No thank you. They are blunt instruments covered in hair and iron and I DO NOT have the patience for it, I AM SORRY.
