Yes, zombies are terrible, but at least they smell absolutely abhorrent. Oh, and they make awful sounds while they try to devour you. And of course, they often travel in enormous unthinking herds, AND will sometimes explode if you do not dismember them quickly enough. O! And let us not forget that even if you survive with only a scratch you may soon BECOME ONE YOURSELF! Gods. I do despise zombies. Not because I fear them, but because even writing about them is EXHAUSTING.
