Slime is truly nasty stuff. At least the pudding brothers only pretend to be puddles while they wait for you to get close enough. Slime just sits there, putrid, sticky, noxious - emitting its foul-smelling toxic gases that slowly poison and strangle any man, beast or weed that gets close enough. And heed this, adventurer: you've come so far. You've learned to fight, you've armed yourself, you've announced to your friends and family that you are coming all the way out here to win treasure and acoomplish noble deeds. Don't let THIS be the thing that kills you. Be better.
